initiala: A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.” So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are...
yourbones: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent? Nailed it.
The Fresh Ten Commandments: The Fresh Ten →
thefreshten: Recent events have made it clear that we are suffering from a broken moral compass. People today could use some general guidance. Since the original ten commandments seem somewhat narrow and obsolete (too much focus on livestock, servants, and jealous god issues), here is a modest first draft of a fresh set. You shall treat all people with respect regardless of race, color, creed,...
basedona10000caloriediet: kinzilauren: maarkhoppus: caucasianandwhite: maarkhoppus: fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 i wasnt even alive in 2006 why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
me: [walking past video game store]
me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
Regular old phones : (drops on concrete at 50 miles per hour ) *slightly cracks*
Android : (drops on concrete floor) *slightly cracks)
iPhones: (drops on carpet floor) *shatters , self destructs , explodes , falls into another dimension , becomes pregnant , turns into a cow