September 21, 2014
cause we a-listers, we paid sisters, this watch right here dun phased blizzards, i confess i woke up li dih, all this drink in my cuh li dis, all this ass on that ***flawless dick, instagram anotha ***flawless pic, ***flawless city with these ***flawless titties, i got all these hundreds, u got all them fifties
When yall singing along to some migos and that one white boy on your team slips up and says the N-word
"wait i can explain"
"My grandparents are black"
"I have a black cousin"
"My car is black"
"Orange is the new black"
so long space cowboy
I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead
anyone else see satan cutting the string through a glass door
(Source: berserkgear, via phurlz)
September 19, 2014
September 18, 2014
cindimayweathersson help me up off the ground
Rihanna on CD vs. Rihanna live
LMFAOOO BRUHHHH!!! 😂😂😂😂
E N O U G H
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
WE PUT OUR FAITH IN BLAST HARDCHEESE
September 17, 2014
walking into the wrong class
THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING
Welcome To The Cartel
September 15, 2014
watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”
(Source: mediaite, via eatitlikethelastsupper)